May 2013
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my face is the brightest shade of red
4 am is never a nice time. I want a snuggle. And some ice cream.
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Usually they just follow me around, but it’ll be hard to get most of them into my car, since I don’t think the grizzly can carry all of them. Just be sure to let me know in advance so I have enough time to round them all up.
Okay I will definitely give you plenty of notice so the animals can join us on our magnificent sushi venture
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: I can’t do it all day all the time. I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I have limits. I’m going to need breaks to even try to pull this off.
Hahahaha alright alright,we’ll make it more manageable, it must be difficult lugging around all the animals
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Nah, you’re being mean calling me stinky and stuff. I can totally tell. I’ll still take you for sushi, but you better not try to hurt my feelings, or the bear’s, he’s a sensitive guy. You just let me know when you want to eat with a bunch of animals.
I pinky promise! I’ll be a very lovely lady in exchange for sushi and animal lovin’. I WANT THIS...
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fastbikesandtoomuchcoffee said: I don’t see why you shouldn’t be confident about yourself!
You’re very sweet! I’m just a silly little gal all super shy and self conscious, but I’m gettin there!
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Maybe if you weren’t so mean to me. Next time I’ll take you out for sushi with the bear. Fair warning, we usually get thrown out, because neither one of us can behave properly.
I’m not mean I’m just teasing! I wanna play with all the cute animals and eat sushi with you! And that’s not a problem, I’ll sneak a whole bunch into my bag and we...
I will continue to pretend to be confident until one day I wake up and genuinely feel good things about myself
“Sometimes I wanted to peel away all of my skin and find a different me...”
– Francesca Lia Block (via hunybee)
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Well then I guess I would be riding my grizzly somewhere else. I’m going to take my grizzly for sushi and get salmon rolls or something.
YOU ARE SUCH A BULLY so now not only do I not get to hug a bear, I also don’t get delicious sushi. I am so sad and disappointed
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: I’m on a grizzly bear. Clearly the bear and I will both be taking whatever snacks we want.
I am going to snuggle the bear and feed it until his belly is all full, you can get your own food captain sassy!
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: I’ll come riding in on a grizzly bear and trample the teenagers on the way in. Just give me a call for the signal to start the charge.
I am a large supporter of this plan and I look forward to your arrival. I will pay you back with delicious snacks and drinks
So, I uh, cut off a bunch of my hair today. I’m still not sure how I feel about it
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Geez, so demanding. It’d take at least 30-40 minutes to just get down to Central Jersey.
Obviously worth it. I have to sell stupid teenagers fraps all night in the cafe so animal snuggle would’ve been extremely helpful
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pawstoyourselfspacerat said: Just let me know when you want the cuddle cocoon and I’ll do my best to provide it. I took today off, so it’ll just be me and the woodland creatures.
RIGHT NOW SO I CAN WRAP MYSELF IN THEIR FUZZY CUTENESS
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
